Until now. Yes, call the BBC, Blue Peter and Ian Levine because I have here, a scene from Episode 4, where Jamie escapes from the Macra but is mistaken for a dancer and forced to dance.
OK, so it's not real. I still think I deserve a life-size Dalek though. And yes, I know he's really wearing trousers in that scene but come on, I can't draw Jamie kilt-less.